Welcome to the girl's room
The name is Haylee and my blog is a mess.
Me writing smut
Cock...................
... er spaniel. sweet jesus I can't do this

lyxdelsic:

"hey can I copy your homework?"

“I was gonna copy yours”

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jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck


calistablack:

Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.

"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."

And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”


zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma


greatfatsby:

Me: What is it doctor?

Doctor:

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(Source: greatfatsby)


barakat1818:

falloutdweebs:

Panic! At the disco doesn’t even look like a band anymore it just looks like two dads and a forehead

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scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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rlmjob:

bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

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